Turn Out The Lights

So you're big and kinda hairy

Like a monkey at the zoo

I don't care if you're a monkey

With an ass that's red and blue

Cause I'm gonna f**k you doggy style

The way chihuahua's do

But I got one request

That I just have to ask of you

Turn out the lights

Before you suck my d**k

Someone beat you with an ugly stick

I wanna f**k but you make me sick so

Turn out the lights turn out the lights

So you think that I'm a loser

Cause I used to be in Jail

And I got my ged Diploma

Last week in the mail

Well at least a man can exercise

If he gets too fat

But I got news for you

Your face will always look like that

Turn out the lights

Before I take a ride

You don't seem to have a good side

Whip out a condom and the astro glide

Turn out the lights turn out the lights

I think I'm gonna hurl

Jesus Christ I hope that you're a girl

Open your mouth baby here come the pearls

Turn out the lights turn out the lights

Tell me when it's over

Please tell me you don't have V D

Thank god that it's over yeah

Well we all have indiscretions

I think you're my biggest yet

Had to roll you in some flour

Just to find where you were wet

Well this never would've happened

If I hadn't lost that bet

I wonder if our grand kids

Will ask us how we met

Turn out the lights

Girl it's way to bright

I don't wanna look at your cellulite

There ain't nothing on your body that's tight baby

Turn out the lights turn out the lights

Before you take off your clothes

I wanna tie you up with some garden hose

Slap your tits and rub my balls on your nose

Turn out the lights turn out the lights

Before we do the deed

Before I cover your box with my seed

I'm gonna pound ya 'till ya f**king start to bleed b***h

Turn out the lights turn out the lights