This is Bo's left brain: objective,
logical, cold, analytical,
Aware of patterns, aware of trends,
he's efficient, and a p k
This is Bo's right brain:
subjective, creative, sensory,
Aware of feelings, aware of people,
he's emotional, and an idiot
(That's your opinion just
careful with opinions)
Okay, boys,
play nice.
I am the left brain, I am the left brain
I work really hard 'til
my inevitable death brain
You got a job to do, you better
do it right and the right way
is with the left brain's might
I like oreos and p y
Yes, in that order!
And I cried for at least an hour
after watching "Toy Story 3" (Woody!)
I am the right brain,
I have feelings,
I'm a little all over the place
but I'm lustful, trustful
and I'm looking for somebody to love,
And put my penis in.
Here comes a female, here comes a female
Puff your chest. I'll take your
phone out and check your email
Our evolutionary purpose is repopulate
So gather data now and see
if she's a possible mate
Holy f k,
I think she might be the one,
there's something about her,
I just can't describe it
Tits.
I am the earth, she is the glorious sun
I want her to trust me
and I just want her to,
how do I say this, sit on my face!
Sit! Sit on my face!
Alright now, right brain,
you're being insane
No, left brain, I'm just being alive
You should try it, you might like it
I worked hard
to give him everything he cared about
You were worried about the
things that he was scared about
I'm calm and collected when you act wild
I am the adult, you are the child
You think you're the
right one every time
You think you know everything
but you don't know anything at all
Half of his problems
were supposed to be mine
But you wanted everything.
I hope that you're happy,
'cause he's sure not
Well, according to my calculations,
I'm sorry, let me run the numbers again
um, you're a p y
Name calling? Really?
You're gonna just do name calling?
I'm not calling names alright,
I'm just stating facts
and the fact is you're a quivering p y
I'm the pussy?
Well, at least I don't
play with toys still, okay.
Rubik's cubes are not toys,
they keep my spacial reasoning skills...
sharp
Left brain plays with toys!
Look at you, Mr... you're a toy player
Well, at least I did my f king job,
alright. I kept him working,
I kept him productive
You were supposed to look after him
You were supposed to keep him
emotionally stable through all this
Now you're trying to blame me for
how he's feeling, how he's feeling!
If he's feeling unhappy
it's because you failed him
You did this to him, he hates you
I know he does, he f king hates you!
Sobs
Right brain, look, I'm sorry, okay?
No, you're not...
Look, maybe there's something
that we could do together
Together?
Take the best parts of both of us
and put them together
I'm listening
It would let you let your feelings out,
it would let me analyze
So you could man the themes;
I'll man the form.
It's something that George Carlin did,
it's something that Steve Martin did
It's something special
that we could both perform.
Do you know what it is?
Juggling, we could juggle,
and juggle our cares away!
It was... It was comedy,
we could do comedy together.
Alright, right brain, we're
gonna do comedy together,
we gotta do comedy together
Alright, left brain,
I'll do comedy with you
Look, we can fi him like this
we can make him happy again.
I promise, all right?
Left brain... left brain, I love you
I know.
