We all want love
How many single ladies out there
looking for love tonight
Yeah. Wooh that sadness out
There's more where that came from
Ladies I know what you want...
want...
want..
You want a guy that's sweet
A guy that's tough
A feminist
who likes to pay for stuff
The kinda guy that
gets along with your friends
Without being attracted
to any of them
A good boy,
a bad boy,
a good bad boy
A half good
half bad
half boy
Loves your brother
sensitive but not weak and
Is a great lover
calls your mother on the weekend
Then you might
think that this guy only e ists
in your mind
Well guess what
You're right
If you want love
Lower your e pectations a few
Because Prince Charming
would never settle for you
If you want love
Just pick a guy and love him
And if he's got a thing for feet
Say f k it,
sweep me off them
Now,
The good thing is that
At least men have really
realistic e pectation for women
He said
sarcastically setting up
a second verse in a comedy song
You want a girl that's nice
A girl that's not
Obsessed with her looks
but is insanely hot
The kinda girl that
you can show to your folks
Loves the movies that you like
and always laughs at your jokes
A real girl,
a hot girl,
a really hot girl
A brand new
really hot
real doll
Wants to impress you
doesn't care if you notice
And only ever uses you
to tickle her throat with
Then you might
think that this girl only e ists
in your mind
Well, she's real
But last week
She died
If you want love
Lower your e pectations a lot
You might think your
d k is a gift
I promise it's not
If you want love
Just pick a girl and love her
Then whip out your d k
and let the girl you love
decline the offer
I don't want a neat freak
I don't want a slob
Or somebody with bedhead
and a dead end job
Cause I won't settle for less
Than perfect
We want perfect children,
a perfect life
Perfect husband or a perfect wife
But deep down we know
we don't deserve it
But
We
all deserve
love
Even on the days
when we aren't our best
Cause we all suck
But love can make us suck less
We all deserve
love
It's the very best part of
being alive
And I would know
I just turned twenty five
