I'm calling in sick
Calling in sick
This is mike and I'm calling in sick
My leg got hurt got hit by a brick
This is mike and I'm calling in sick
I spent four years in the USMC
I learned how to fight
I learned how to drink
When I got a real job I couldn't believe
So every monday morning
This is what youll here from me
Calling in sick
Calling in sick
This is mike and I'm calling in sick
My leg got hurt got hit by a brick
This is mike and I'm calling in sick
I've never had a job
More than minimum wage
I've never worked an eight hour day
And if my boss says son you gotta work late
As quick as I could say it
Calling in sick
Calling in sick
This is mike and I'm calling in sick
My leg got hurt got hit by a brick
This is mike and I'm calling in sick
Go want go to was today
Know I know want go to was today
Go want go was today
Calling in sick
Calling in sick
This is mike and I'm calling in sick
My leg got hurt got hit by a brick
This is mike and I'm calling in sick
It's Nine fifteen and I'm late again
I think I'll finish that fifth of gin
Then I'll call my boss and I'll tell him again
I'll tell him that I'm not coming in
Calling in sick
Calling in sick
This is mike and I'm calling in sick
My leg got hurt got hit by a brick
This is mike and I'm calling in sick
Go want go to was today
Know I know want go to was today
Go want go was today
I'm calling in sick
Calling in sick
This is mike and I'm calling in sick
My leg got hurt got hit by a brick
This is mike and I'm calling in sick
Calling in sick
Calling in sick
This is mike and I'm calling in sick
My leg got hurt got hit by a brick
This is mike and
This is mike and
This is mike and sick
