I stumbled in at 2am all drunk
And full of smoke
My wife said "i've had enough"
That's it i'm sick get out "
So i stumbled down to kelly's pub
Across the edge of town
And i told the boys me story
And we had another round
And we'll drink and drink and drink
And drink and drink and drink and
Fight-yeah
And we'll drink and drink and drink
And drink and drink and drink and
Fight-yeah
And if i see a pretty girl
I'll sleep with her tonight
I'll drink and drink and drink and
Drink and drink and drink and fight
And mary McGregor
Well she was a pretty w***e
She'd always greet you with a smile
And never lock her door
But on the day she died
I'll admit it sounded weak
For mary McGregor finally got some sleep
And we'll drink drink drink
Drink drink drink fight yeah
And we'll drink drink drink
Drink drink drink fight yeah
And if i see a pretty girl
I'll sleep with her tonight
And we'll drink drink drink
Drink drink drink fight
Well i once loved a girl
A child i'm told
I gave her my heart
And she gave me a cold
So now i sit standing
Out in the pouring rain
I'll stumble back to kelly's pub
And cry away me pain
And we'll drink drink drink
Drink drink drink fight yeah
And we'll drink drink drink
Drink drink drink fight yeah
And if i see a pretty girl
I'll sleep with her tonight
And we'll drink drink drink
Drink drink drink fight
