Imagine in your mind a posh country club
The stuffy old money
where the poor kid's snubbed.
The spread is bland sauerkraut
and boiled goose,
there's no way these people
will ever cut loose
But then I walk in the room,
hold my boombo high
and what happened ne t
will blow your mind
Everything got outta control
The music was so entrancing
Everyone got out on the floor
It was a bunch of old white people
dancing
Now picture if you will
a bunch of business men
Stuffed in the boardroom
like pigs in a pen
The ties around their necks
are like a hangman's noose
In the middle of the table
theres a boiled goose
The old people smell
makes you want to puke in the sink
These dudes will never dance
yeah, that's what you think
I stride in the room
all young and hip
Hold up my boombo and
say listen to this
Then everyone started to move
People rejoiced instead of financing
Your preconcieved notions were shattered
By the super old white people dancing
The big apple, where people never dance
Spirits go down while profits e pand
The cops or the dealers,
who's got the juice
The street benders peddling
their boiled goose
So many types of people
will never get along
Till I bust out my boombo
and play this song
The music washed away all the hate
and society started advancing
Every demographic was represented
It was a rainbow coalition of dancing
Whoa!
Everyone was wearing fingerless gloves
Whoaaaaaoaaaaaoh!
I saw a spanish guy doing the Bartman
Transport now to an old folks home
Where the elderly are tossed
on their brittle bones
The orderlies are stealing
there's no e cuse
Everyday for lunch they eat boiled goose
So I grabbed my boombo
and hit the turbo base
And what happened ne t
was a total disgrace
Everybody started having s
The music was way too powerful
A bunch of old people fckin like rabbits
It was disgusting to say the least
Oh!
A boombo can change the world
You gotta know your limits
with a boombo
This was a cautionary tale
A boombo is not a toy
