Aww s**t

get your towels ready

it's about to go down

Everybody in the place

hit the fxxking deck

But stay on your

mother fxxking toes

We running this

let's go

I'm on a boat

I'm on a boat

Everybody look at me

'cause I'm sailing

on a boat

I'm on a boat

I'm on a boat

Take a good hard

look at the

mother fxxking boat

I'm on a boat

mother fxxker

take a look at me

Straight flowing

on a boat on the

deep blue sea

Busting five knots

wind whipping

out my coat

You can't stop me

mother fxxker

cause I'm on a boat

Take a picture trick

I'm on a boat b***h

We drinking

Santana champ

Cause it's so crisp

I got my swim trunks

And my

flippie floppies

I'm flipping burgers

you at Kinko's

Straight

flipping copies

I'm riding on a

dolphin doing

flips and s**t

The dolphin's

splashing getting

everybody all wet

But this ain't

Seaworld

this is real

as it gets

I'm on a boat

mother fxxker

don't you ever forget

I'm on a boat and

It's going fast and

I got a

nautical themed

Pashmina afghan

I'm the king

of the world

On a boat like Leo

If you're on the shore

Then you're sure

not me oh

Get the fxxk up

this boat is REAL

fxxk land

I'm on a boat

mother fxxker

fxxk trees

I climb boys

mother fxxker

I'm on the deck

with my boys

mother fxxker

This boat engine

make noise

mother fxxker

Hey ma if you could

see me now

Arms spread wide on the

starboard bow

Gonna fly this

boat to the

moon somehow

Like Kevin Garnett

anything is possible

Yeah never thought

I'd be on a boat

It's a big blue

watery road

Poseidon

Look at me oh

all hands on deck

Never thought

I'd see the day

When a big boat

coming my way

Believe me when I say

I fxxked a mermaid

I'm on a boat

I'm on a boat

Everybody look at me

'cause I'm sailing

on a boat

I'm on a boat

I'm on a boat

Take a good hard

look at the

motha fxxkin' boat

shorty shorty yeah