Can you imagine, me, the wife of that boorish, brainless

Madame Gaston

Can't you just see it?

Madame Gaston

His little wife, oh

No, sir, not me!

I guarantee it

I want much more than this provincial life!

I want adventure in the great wide somewhere

I want it more than I can tell

And for once it might be grand

To have someone understand

I want so much more than they've got planned