Can you imagine me the wife of that boorish brainless

Madame Gaston

Can't you just see it

Madame Gaston

His little wife oh

No sir not me

I guarantee it

I want much more than this provincial life

I want adventure in the great wide somewhere

I want it more than I can tell

And for once it might be grand

To have someone understand

I want so much more than they've got planned