Now this trip's to let you know
The Underground can flow
We'll go toe-to-toe with
Any bro that wants to go
But those who go need to
Know that we're an elite fleet
Of very unique MC's and as a treat
Jeremy programmed a beat
That I could flow on I'ma go on;
The D-Train's about to roll on
The day I pulled out my fat marker
And I wrote on
The windows of the train wrote my name
Bout to do the walls
Had to pause cause two police
Officers get on they barely fit on
The train was packed
We're standing back-to-back
Cause there was nothing left to sit on
I'm looking around to see who's down
Realize I'm all alone
Mostly people coming home from work
A couple of sisters and a fag
Yes this would have been a drag
But I'm chilling with my tall
Can in my brown bag
And I'm sipping your boy
Shock was cold dipping
Sipping real slow and dipping real low
So 5-O don't be tripping
Check it though a minute or two later
I finished my brew with nothing to do
Broke out cold made a
Pimp move to the next car looking for trouble
Rub the stubble under my chin
And squeezed in between
A pair of big bubble butt freaks:
Two Russet potato and bacon eating sisters
One had too much make-up on but yo
I didn't diss her
Cause she was kind of cool though
Both of them was cool enough to do you know
We picked more people up at Broadway Station
Being down I had to clown
And make use of a situation
So I'm rubbin the girls booty behind me
Right near the bottom
Where the booty and thigh meet
My middle finger's riding down
The line of the seam of her jeans
But she don't seem to mind me
But then she shocked me almost clocked me
Tried to slap me caught her hand and said
"You better be glad my name is Shock G
Cause if my name was Dre from N W A
I'd cold slap your ass
And tell you have a nice day "
She said "Wait a minute
Shock G I know that name
I seen you on Arsenio
What you doing on the train "
I said "I'm trying to stay normal
" She said "Really That's a winner
I'm studying law don't live too far
Would love to cook you dinner "
I said "Cool Bring your friend
I like the both of youse two "
I knocked the boots
The sneakers and the house-shoes
It's like that baby ya don't stop
Cause my name is
Shock you know that I like to rock
One time
Yeah you got the sound of the Underground
Doing it to you in your ear orifice
The Underground's doin it
To ya flowin on the D-Line)
Yo 2Pac is in the house
Got a big grin on his face
Jay-Z cut that shit up stupid
