Alright stop
what ya doin'
'Cuz I'm about to ruin
The image and the style
that ya used to
I look funny but yo
I'm makin' money, see
So yo world, I hope
ya ready for me
Now gather 'round
I'm the new fool in town
And my sound's laid down
by the underground
I'll drink up
all the Hennessy
ya got on ya shelf
So just let me
introduce myself
My name is Humpty
Pronounced with a Umpty
Oh, ladies, oh, how I'd
like to funk thee
And all the rappers
in the top ten
Please allow me
to bump thee
I'm steppin tall, y'all
And just like
humpty dumpty
Ya gonna fall
when the stereos pump me
I like to rhyme
I like my beats funky
I'm spunky
I like my oatmeal lumpy
I'm sick with this
straight gangsta mack
But sometimes
I get ridiculous
I'll eat up all ya crackas
and ya licorice
Hey, yo, fat girl
c'mere are ya ticklish
Yeah, I called ya fat
look at me, I'm skinny
That never stopped me
from gettin busy
I'm a freak
I like the girls
with the boom
I once got busy
in a Burger King bathroom
I'm crazy allow me
to amaze thee
They say I'm ugly
but it just don't faze me
I'm still gettin'
into girls pants
And I even got
my own dance
Do the humpty hump
C'mon and do
the humpty hump
Do the humpty hump
And do the humpty hump
Do ya know
what I'm doin', doin'
Do the humpty hump
Do the humpty hump
Just do and
do the humpty hump
People say yo, Humpty
ya really funny lookin'
Thats aight, 'cuz
I get things cookin'
Ya stare, ya glare
Ya constantly
try to compare me
But ya can't get near me
I'm givin' more
Seein' on the floor
B, all the girls
they adore me
Oh yes, ladies
I'm really bein' sincere
Cuz in a sixty nine
my humpty nose'll
tickle ya rear
My nose is big
Uh-uh, I'm not ashamed
Big like a pickle
I'm still gettin' paid
I get laid by the ladies
ya know I'm in charge
Both how I'm livin'
and my nose is large
I get stupid
I shoot an arrow like cupid
I use a word that don't
mean nothin', like luptid
I sang or do what ya like
And if ya missed it
I'm the one who said
Just grab 'em
in the biscuits
Also told ya that
I like to bite
Well yeah, I guess
it's obvious, I also
like to write
All ya had ta do
is give Humpty a chance
And now I'm
gonna do my dance
Sexy baby just do
Do the humpty hump
Sexy baby
Do the humpty hump
Come on and
do the humpty hump
Sexy baby do ya know
what we're doin'
We're doin'
the humpty hump
Sexy lady
Do the humpty hump
Judt keep on
doing the hump
Aw, yeah, we gotta let
a little of that bass
groove right here
A'dooo-reer, a'doo-rit
A'dooo-reer, a'doo-rit
Aww, yeah
Now that I told ya'll
a little bit about myself
It's time to introduce
you to my dance
It's real easy to do
Check it out
First I limp to the side
like my legs was broken
Shakin' and twitchin'
kinda like I was smokin'
Crazy, whack, funky
People say ya look like
MC Hammer
on crack, Humpty
Thats alright, 'cuz my
body's in motion
Supposed to look like
a fit or a convulsion
Anyone can play this game
This is my dance
ya'll, Humpty
Hump's my name
No two people
will do it the same
Ya got it down
when you appear
to be in pain
Humpin', funkin', jumpin'
Dig around
shakin' ya rumpin'
When a do
chump punk points
a finger like a stunt
Tell 'em step off
I'm doin' the hump
The humpty dance
is your chance
to do the hump
Oh, sexy baby
Do the humpty hump
C'mon and do
the humpty hump
Sexy baby, just do
Do the humpty hump
Sexy lady do ya know
what we're doin'
We're doin'
the humpty hump
Do the humpty hump
Just watch me
do the humpty hump
Black people
Do the humpty hump
Yeah, come on
Do the humpty hump
White people
Do the humpty hump
Just do and
Do the humpty hump
Puerto Ricans
Do the humpty hump
Just do and
Do the humpty hump
Samoans, yeah
Do the humpty hump
Just keep on
do the hump
Ah, gimme the music
Do the humpty hump
Yeah, come on
do the humpty hump
Gimme the music
Do the humpty hump
Just keep on
do the hump
do ya know
what we're doin'
We're doin'
the humpty hump
