EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!

GOKU!

VERSUS!

SUPERMAN!

BEGIN!

Who can stop this constipated jock

With the awful animation and the complicated plot?

Who's got the rap bombs to drop on Japan?

This looks like a job for the OG (Superman!)

I'm killing it, you're Krillin it, I'm villainous to vegetables

Who dance around in hammer pants that hide their tiny genitals

My level is incredible, I'm out of your league

You want justice? I'll bust this nut up in your Chi Chi

Greasy slick emcee from DC

One breath I'll freeze your whole measly species

You're primitive and limited, you live in a village of idiots

Step in Metropolis, I'll snap a carrot period

How many times are they gonna rewrite your story?

Your powers have been boring since the nineteen f**king forties (GOKU!)

Defeat me with heat beams? You're crazy

Cause I'm a Super Saiyan, you're a flying Miss Daisy

You're pretty pasty to be powered by the sun

You can't flow to Son Goku, I Kaoiken get it done

When I see your movies all I do is watch the clock

Cause there's nothing fun about a superhero scared of green rocks

Look at those panties (ho!)

You got that camel toe

I'll report to Lois Lane, then Superman that ho

Haha, your rapping is weaker than your fight scenes

Just one punch and over 9000 screams!

I'll make your nose bleed like Roshi sniffing panties

From Z to GT, you can Dragonball deez

Don't lecture me about fights, you caped coward

You got your ass beat by a bat with no powers

There's only one way that this battle's gonna end

One more Superman who's never gonna walk again

WHO WON?

WHO'S NEXT?

YOU DECIDE!

EP! IC! RAP! BATTLES OF HISTORY!