Written by：Stephen Lynch

When Grandfather dies

Life will be strange

When Grandfather dies

My whole world will change

When Grandfather dies

I'll scream and I'll yell

'Coz I'll be f**king rich as hell

So Grandfather die

Don't keep me in suspense

So Grandfather cough

Up that inheritance

So Grandfather don't

Hold on another day

I love you to death

But I gots bills to pay

A stroke would be nice

Disease would be cool

I'll scatter his ashes

In my new swimming pool

I'll party with Heff

I'll dine with the Queen

So what's say we unplug that machine

Oh Grandfather die

Before the fiscal year

Oh Grandfather I wish Kevorkian were here

Oh Grandfather fly

Just take your final bow

Oh Grandfather die

Family hates you any how

For God sakes you must be as old as the Sun

Your social security number is one

Your deaf dumb and blind and an amputee

You donate your blood every time that you pee

Your arthritis acts up whenever it rains

Your so old your penis has varicose veins

Oh why don't you die Grampa

Why must you fight

You old mother f**ker

Just walk toward the god damned light

Walk toward the light old man

Walk toward the light old man

It's all over now my Grandad is dead

A mysterious blow to his wrinkled old head

Before I collect a small oversight

But everything should work alright

I'll start working on my Grandma tonight