Written by：Stephen Lynch

I made love to ya all night long

Then I got up to write you a song

I watched ya sleep and I fell in love

Ya must've been sent from heaven above

Don't think you could never do no wrong

Then you farted

Oh girl you farted

First I thought that it was kinda cute

I surpresed a smile

When I heard your girly poot

But then the smell came whoftin by

And brought a little tear drop to my eye

I think that I'll go sleep out on the couch

Cause you farted

You could make milk curdle

Make your skin crawl

Make the paint peal off of the wall

I won't sleep under the covers no more

Since the hot winds blew

From out your back door

Baby it sure has been a gas

But something up in bad inside your ass

I'm sure I'm hearing my name is Stephen

It's about time that I got even

Get ready for the magic I'm about to pass

Oh I guess I shake my pass