I came down to the breakfast table

Felt like I could die

I tried so hard but wasn't able

To look you in the eye

For I am feeling so much shame

Yes I have brought disgrace

Could tell I soiled my good name

By the look upon your face

Well it seems last night you caught me spanking it

No use denying it

I was really cranking it

Well dry your eyes don't be so sad

If you could just forgive me

And talk to me dad

Talk to me dad

I didn't hear you enter

No I didn't hear the door

With my hand upon my member

And my pants upon the floor

Now burnt into your brain is an image you despise

Like blood and guts and starving kids

And Stevie Wonder's eyes

Well it seems last night you caught me spanking it

No use denying it

I was really cranking it

Well dry your eyes don't be so sad

But I wouldn't use those tissues

They've already been had

Talk to me dad

The look upon your face

Made my swollen gland diminish

So I said could you close the door

I really wanna finish

Now daddy I'm ashamed

And I completely understand

If you never wanna hug again

Or even shake my hand

Well it seems last night you caught me spanking it

No use denying it

I was really cranking it

Well dry your eyes don't be so sad

Just because it was your bed

It's not that bad

When I was only 17 you told me it was dirty

So it must be really creepy

When you kid is pushing 30

But you cannot tell me dad

You have never had a whack

At the thing that hangs below your belt

And bumps into your sack

Well it seems last night you caught me spanking it

No use denying it

I was really cranking it

Well dry your eyes don't be so sad

But I wouldn't use those tissues

They've already been

Just because it was your bed

It's not that

Oh daddy daddy please forgive me

And talk to me dad

Talk to me dad