Written by ： Stephen Lynch

She gotta smile yeah she gotta smile

And she's flashing it right at me

She gotta wink a wink across the bar

And I know that it's meant to be

She gotta walk ooh she walking over

And I know it could be my day

She gotta friend

Ooh she's gotta friend

Why is she standing in her way

It's a big fat friend

Oh god there's always one

Big fat friend

To spoil my f**king fun

Now baby baby baby

If it's boots you want to knock

Leave your chubbly friend at home

Because she's going to block the cock

Now I'm afraid of no man with any I contend

But I can not compete

With your big fat friend

So big fat friend

Ah

We meet again

You won't leave her alone

You roll your eyes

Make sarcastic comments

While you're sucking on that chicken bone

But that's okay

You think you wanna battle

But I tend to disagree

See I know you and your achilles heel

And he's standing next to me

My non-discriminating friend

So what that you're a cow

Non-discriminating friend

I'll nail you anyhow

I know that he's no looker

And he's had a couple rounds

But with every shot of yager

Hey you lose a couple pounds

Now baby baby baby bring the evening to an end

Just you and me and my pal

And your big fat friend