Love doesn′t last forever, it will die and break your heart
And you can't have a sexual awakening without tearing lives apart
Take your mom for granted and you′ll lose her in due time
The only way to dull life's pain is get stoned out of your mind
Woo!
Life is a f****d up mess
Life is a f****d up mess
Life is a f****d up mess
Oh it's a s**t show
Never share your feelings or life will kick you in the face
Sometimes everything moves so fast you throw up all over the place
Children grow up and abandon you to die broken and alone
Scallops take you to paradise but your asshole will atone
Woo!
Life is a f****d up mess (People are horrible)
Life is a f****d up mess
Life is a f****d up mess
Oh it′s a s**t show (It′s all just heartbreak and misery)
Life is a f****d up mess
Life is a f****d up mess (No one is truly happy)
Life is a f****d up mess
And it doesn't get any better when you′re dead (Ha-ha-ha)
