I got two gay pubes to comfort me when I′m lonely
And a kindly loser desperate to be my dad
And I'm certain every dude I know secretly wants to bone me
Compared to mine your lives must be totally sad
′Cause I'm f*****g Lola (she's f*****g Lola)
I′m a powerhouse dynamo
So f*****g Lola (so f*****g Lola)
I′m the breakout star of the show
She won't ask to be forgiven (uh-uh)
We don′t expect an apology (no way)
I'm just crassly, brashly, unabashedly me
(Who′s her own biggest fan?) Lola
(Who's no-one louder than?) Lola
(Who′s the chick voiced by a man?) That's me
I'm f*****g Lola (she′s f*****g Lola)
I′m a champion, I'm a goddess
I′m f*****g Lola (so f*****g Lola)
I'm the baddest, raddest, hottest
Bow down before your queen
