What's up, y 'all? This is kind of for real. You know I've been all around the world, right?
But tonight I'm on my dumb shit.
I landed in Paris at a quarter to noon.
So excited to see her, I went straight to the Louvre.
I heard she's exquisite, so I bought my ticket.
Pushed my way to the front of the crowd and I couldn't believe what I saw.
Mona Lisa, you're an overrated piece of shit.
With your terrible style and your dead shark eyes.
And a smirk like you're hiding a dick.
What the fuck is this garbage?
Mona Lisa, the original basic bitch.
Traveled thousands of miles to see your beautiful smile.
Talk about a bait and switch, you ugly.
I landed in Cairo to see the pyramids.
But what did I find there? A dirty pile of bricks.
There was trash all over, and a very foul odor.
The smell was that of a camel's ass, but even that wasn't as bad as...
Mona Lisa, you're worse than the pyramids.
Can someone explain why the whole wide world is obsessed with a garbage pilkin?
Looks like a garbage pilkin!
And Da Vinci must have sucked an art historian's dick.
To get this girl who looked like uncooked bread.
At the top of the all -time list of paintings.
Mona Lisa, I got to know.
Where the fuck are your eyebrows?
I really want to know.
You could land a helicopter on that big potato forehead.
Get this chick some Rogaine, you bloated corpse girl.
I am an American man.
This is my native land.
Where no one lies about paintings.
But that's not the case in France.
Where the naked ladies dance.
And they look like tennis friends.
You're so mangy, Mona.
Hair part wider than a country roda.
Unless you count cats, you died a lona.
The Mona Lisa sucks.
La da da da da.
