Epic rap battles of history
Thomas edison
Vs
Nikola tesla
Begin
Step up you'll be shocked when
I spit and start static
I'll rip your style and add it
To my long list of patents
While you were busy digging ditches and burning bridges
I'm pumping out inventions stacking riches so go back to your pigeons
You're a geek plagued by OCD
You never had sex but you sure got screwed by me
I'll crush you tesla there's just no putting it gently
I don't alternate my flow I diss you directly
I see a universe of infinite energy
But no potential for threat from this enemy
So you can call me tesla nikola impeccably dressed
Giving lessons in electrical nemesis this will be on the test
So confess to your thefts and let the whole world know
What the serbian did for the wizard of menlo
History is getting rewritten and I have reddit
Your best invention was a way to steal credit
The truth hertz you're broke and washed up
Don't give a smidgen 'bout
Your visions if they can't make a buck
I conduct business understood things you never could
So d**e that I even make
New jersey look good
I'm on the record I invented you got
Duped there I said it
And I'll bet you fifty thousand
Dollars that you'll never forget it
Without me here's a taste of what
This battle would be
No lights no camera no sound see
You fool you think that
You can touch me with this
You couldn't handle my gifts with
Your greedy little mind
What's inside mine was ahead of it's own time
You did not steal from me you stole
Me from mankind
It's the wireless transmission of truth
And it's shocking real story of a
Banker and you
And if the people knew you stopped
Me from making power free
They would curse the con
Edison with every utility
Who won
Who's next
You decide
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